I’m aware that the name of my blog may suggest some lingering disapproval of iceberg’s place in the pantheon of vegetables. But the truth is, I love this pallid sister of the lettuces and I’m not afraid to say that…really. Even though in snobby foodie circles, admitting such a thing could be considered akin to confessing you pick your nose.
So how did this happen? How did iceberg become such a pariah? I can’t say for sure, but I have my own ideas. I think iceberg has sort of an identity problem. It’s thought of as a food that has little or no nutrient value and one that people with immature or unsophisticated palates eat. This is the same label bestowed by highfalutin wine drinkers on those who dare to admit they like White Zinfandel.
I do not agree. First of all, I have an issue with food snobbery altogether, (though that is a post for another day). My argument is simply this: what iceberg does not bring to the table in flavor and color, it brings in pure crunchy texture. Like most whole, natural foods, when grown and prepared well, iceberg can really shine. Perhaps the highest culinary expression for iceberg is the fresh wedge salad dressed with good quality blue cheese.

This wedge is done with an herbed vinaigrette
The worst? The dried out, slightly brown around the edges, roughly chopped, prebagged variety with a few desiccated, scabbed up chips of carrot and radish thrown in for variety. Not my idea of a good time.
Wouldn’t it be ironic to take this supposed low nutrient, pedestrian food and use it to improve the quality of your diet? Iceberg eaten alone doesn’t provide much culinary excitement, but pairing it with other higher nutrient foods (see tips below) can provide a great flavor and texture experience. In his book, The Elements of Taste, Chef Gray Kunz states that crunch is to food as an explanation point is to the end of the sentence. It makes you stand up and take notice of what you are eating.
Huh?
When was the last time you really, really took notice of what you were eating? (No, that Hot Pocket doesn’t count). I’ve said it before (see the Meals That Make You Go Wow post) the more aware we are about what we are really eating, the better quality diet we tend to have. There you go.
Now, for those of you ready to bravely step forward and declare your love for iceberg, here are a few tips for its care and handling.
- Use it quickly! Like all fruits and veggies, it shouldn’t be left to sit around until the edges begin to look like burnt parchment. When you buy it, know how and when you are going to use it. (Incidentally, that’s a good rule for all vegetables). As a general rule, I try not to buy or harvest fruits and veggies that I won’t be using within 3 days. Exceptions are things like onions and garlic which keep longer.
- Buy it in season. (Also a good rule for all fruits and vegetables). Salad greens tend to be at their peak flavor and nutrition during the late spring and early summer months.
- Buy it local. Iceberg lettuce got its name because it was originally bred to survive the long trip cross country to market in a refrigerated boxcar. However, that said, fruits and veggies tend to be much fresher, crisper and flavorful the more local they are. It also supports your local economy. Visit the Local Harvest link on the home page to find local markets and sources in your area.
- Dress it appropriately, iceberg has a hearty, crisp texture. Because of this, it really needs a creamy or a thick, well emulsified dressing to stand up to it. A thinner oil and vinegar or fruit juice based dressing will just get lost and be wasted. Save the lighter dressings for lighter, softer and thinner greens such as mesclun or mache. Check the “Recipes” link (coming soon) on the home page for some homemade dressing and iceberg lettuce ideas.
- When using it in salads, boost the color, flavor, nutrient content and interest by pairing it up with sturdy ingredients such as sugar pea pods, fresh shredded carrots, olives, red onions, broccoli florets, bell pepper strips and other sturdy darker greens such as Romaine. Also good is to add copious amounts of chopped fresh herbs, a few handfuls of finely chopped parsley does wonders for an iceberg based salad.
- Beans add a creamy textured foil to the iceberg, try garbanzo or red kidney beans.
- Add iceberg to dishes where a crunchy or snappy texture is desirable: like on a hearty sandwich.
- In my humble opinion, it’s the best green to add to a burger because it beautifully retains its crisp texture so well in the face of the hot beef.
- Prep it well. Remove the tough core with an oddly satisfying two step process. 1. With the core facing down, lift the head with both hands about 6 inches off a solid surface (say the nearest counter) 2. Smartly thwack it down against the surface. If you did it correctly, the core will easily pull out. This is guaranteed to impress your kids! (At least the first time). Remove the first and/or second outer leaves as needed. Cut as desired (shreds, wedges, etc) drench with fresh water and spin dry, or in the case of the wedges, wash and then place cut ends downward in a colander to drain out.
- Enjoy!!!